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Bad Office Coffee Descriptions 
2 words: old socks
Water washed with socks
dsds
pale and tepid
Burnt Barbie® legs. Oh, wait a minute... that's not coffee. That's Vanilla Coke®.
ass brew
sludge that gets stuck going down your throat because you have to add so much powered cream and sugar to make it tolerable. so bad it makes you wonder if you should contact OSHA.
mostly filler: roasted dustbane, chickory and pencil shavings.
silty, muddy water
putrid tar from the la Brea tar pits
rancid toxic sludge, blended with road rash ooze, aroma of crotch rot.
cigarette butts
As delightful as a cod-liver oil belch.
starbutts
Worst five dollars per month for a coffee club membership I ever spent.
Oprah's book picks.
Drilling mud, after it's been run through a dirty sump.
tar with funk on it steamed up, percolated and brought down to a lovely roasted black sludge of which oil tycoons would gladly pay crude prices for by the pot if they could just have one…more… its special blend today
yeast infection
pure liquid puss
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