Steve licks twat... Ben just wishes he could have seconds!
Fuck em' Both Tuesday, February 08, 2005

fuckin knobs!
yeah yous! Saturday, February 05, 2005

Ben Affleck is one bad actor but Steve Guttenberg was ten times worse. I hate Ben but I truly loathe Steve. Jared from Subway would make a better nominee for an Academy Award than either of those two twerps.
Eduardo Pussyfart Thursday, February 03, 2005

Monday, January 24, 2005

If Ben Affleck is the second coming of Guttenberg then we should a bow down and worship Him for He is the chosen one. To lead us to the promised land where all movies will blow equally. No awards will be given for no movie shall merit recognition. A promised land of mediocre & bland. Amen
Rev. Sarcasm Sunday, January 23, 2005

Absolutely... it's a fact. Ben is the second coming of Steve just as Steve was the second coming of Telly Savalas. It's cyclical that way... life.
Fuckin rot brain Hippie Friday, January 21, 2005

GUTTENBERG IS GOD!
AFFLECK IS THE GREAT SATAN!
(no, er wait... BUSH IS THE GREAT SATAN)
AFFLECK JUST SUCKS!
Osama Wednesday, January 19, 2005

My buddy Ben used to be a stand up guy... Now he sucks rat farts professionaly speaking and his personal/public life is a sham of embarassment. But to compare him to Steve Guttenberg is pretty fuckin low man.
Matt Damon Tuesday, January 18, 2005

This shit is High-larious! Guttenberg is a total tool and my respect for Ben Affleck could not possibly be any lower than it is lately. However, calling Ben the second coming of Steve is a little demeaning to Steve dontcha think??? I mean, that's just plain cruel.
Butt Hickeys Sunday, January 16, 2005

In my own defense : at least I didn't star in Gigli.
No offense Ben. I mean, if you ever need a wing man to double date with Jennifer Garner's girlfriends I'm there for ya buddy.
Steve Friday, January 14, 2005

Ben (allthough he severely sucks sphincter these days) was once a credible young actor lending his talent to the likes of Kevin Smith & Gus Van Zant. His career as of late is quickly toilet bound.
Whereas Mr. Guttenberg was never remotely a promising talent he is much like that occasional turd that just won't flush... Although he has been nearly invisible for decades. It is my belief that Steve's career will however outlast that of Mr. Almost-Lopez. Guttenberg will resurface in a Tarantino flick and be reborn while Ben will long since have been flushed away to swim with his breathren, the sewage.
Stwitchy Uncle Louie Monday, January 10, 2005

how apt. Craptastic indeed! For these two "actors" personify the very meaning of craptastic.
Snot Doggy Snot Saturday, January 01, 2005

Gluttenberg or Assfuck?? hmm... I dislike them equally... therefore it is possible they are one in the same. A second coming? Maybe.. the second coming of CRAP!
Sphincterlicious Saturday, January 01, 2005

Steve Guttenberg was the finest actor of his generation. Hands down, one of the true genius entertainers of the 80's. In a word Brilliant. Affleck? In a word. Bennifer! Fuck him! Steve rules... end of story.
Mr. Tongue in (her ass) Cheek Friday, December 31, 2004

Comparing Steve Guttenberg & Ben Affleck is sorta like debating who's more talented... Britney Spears or Paris Hilton... They're both like totally amazing.. I mean like.. who could even choose!?
Fuckwad the spasmatic Dink Sunday, December 26, 2004

Guttenberg? I love gouda.. stinky cheese can't act but I'd rather eat that than a'fleck of smegma... Ben you blow... Steve you're a cheeseball!
Smegma = DickCheese Wednesday, December 15, 2004

Oh Ben Ben! You can't act worth shit but at least you're not Steve Steve!
Fecal Matter Monday, December 06, 2004

Ben Affleck deserves to be punched..alot..for letting J.Lo dump him..I was..I left my gun at home and it wasnt voting time.
P.Diddy (Vote Or Die Nucca) Wednesday, December 01, 2004

I have a lifesize cardboard cutout of David Spade in my bedroom (don't ask) and it has more emotional believability as an actor than either of those two clowns. I'd love to see a new Police Academy flick starring Affleck and Guttenberg cameo a la Shaft remake. Now THAT would be something suited to Ben's comedic range.
Skinny white ass fetish Sunday, November 28, 2004

Ben-d over and take it up the assfleck! And then maybe you'll understand how I felt after dropping 12 bucks to see Jersey Girl.
Tuesday, November 23, 2004

Ben Affleck is the epitome of overhyped & useless whereas Guttenberg is just a tool.
Bunghole Wednesday, November 17, 2004

He's worse than Stevie Glutenburg. Both are assholes.
Reaper Tuesday, November 02, 2004

Yes, but he is a lot better looking. Too bad he has to open his mouth now and then...
littlewoo Friday, September 17, 2004

They're Total Lovers...
Butt-Hole Surfer Sunday, July 11, 2004

well....in my opinion...not a very sober opinion....i think that ben isn't talented....he probably screwed that little girl from jersey girl! god....if it were up to me....all the people in the world who were queers (except hot looking lesbians who shave) or just ugly stupid fucking dumbasses would be killed by actually listening to a debate by AL GORE & CHEECH AND CHONG
Princess Snowflake Friday, May 07, 2004

Anne-A-Bell Saturday, March 13, 2004

Ben is far worse than Steve ever was
dick Monday, March 01, 2004

I like Ben Affleck. Put him in a better role and
I think, with your guidance, and you could help him to run for the confident leaps
and bounds in this carieer. He certainly has what it
takes. tutor him.on how to use it!!! thanks Wisteria
wisteria Friday, February 20, 2004

When did it become acceptable in this country for a man to go from being a rugged, plaid-wearing, beef jerky eating badass to a well-groomed, "metrosexual" girly-boy like Ben Affleck?

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modelgirl Monday, February 02, 2004

ben's a slimey fuck cunt eater
Sunday, February 01, 2004

Thank Guttenberg, Affleck hack really! J-lo ho ain't it so butt rangers!
Garph Tuesday, January 20, 2004

When Ben Asslick isn't giving Matt Damon head, he's blowing J-Ho (you just know she/he is a drag queen). Those two hacks deserve each other. Oh wait, they broke up. Now they're back together. This is so exciting. Hope they both die.
*huck* Tuesday, January 13, 2004

putz!
J. Wednesday, December 10, 2003

*Fag*
Saturday, August 30, 2003

I saw Ben in Daredevil and ended up walking out of the theatre in disgust. I can't even look at this mutts picture without cringing. I hope him and J-Lo will never have kids,
Bub Friday, August 15, 2003

both are gay except ben in kevin smith movies and phantoms is the bomb
jon Tuesday, July 22, 2003

they're both gay buttpirate rump rangers together.

huh
the space notepad Thursday, April 24, 2003

Monday, April 07, 2003

Who in the hell is Steve Guttenberg anyway? Isn't that the dude who invented the printing press?
Sir Wally Gator Sunday, April 06, 2003

ben afleck in the name crapper is wanker horsecock
capt. fudgytron Thursday, April 03, 2003

ben whofleck?
humpytheclown Wednesday, April 02, 2003

doc Monday, March 03, 2003

at least steve made funny movies like police academy 5 (was he still around for that one?)...ben affleck is a dry pile of mite dust
j. a. bailo Sunday, January 05, 2003

Thank God Guttenberg is not alive to see his clone do Daredevil, oh wait he's not dead just his career
DeezNutz Tuesday, December 17, 2002

Guttenberg's rarely seen (and rightfully so ) "Chicken Cronicles", established him as Ben's hero, in a subliminal way. Ben may deny ever seeing this epic piece of crap, but like the Douglas Sirk movies that haunt my dreams; that CAN'T really be his hair !!!
lickmydickdani@yahoo Saturday, December 07, 2002

I think his rigormortis has flakes
the whore from spani Friday, September 27, 2002

ben affleck is a hack.
nimby Monday, September 16, 2002