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The Burning Question
 
Heat Miser
Snow Miser
Winter Warlock
Burgermeister Meisterburger
Bumble
 
What people think about our contestants. Thanks for participating everyone. Check out the results of the survey or add your own comments.
 

 
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Burgermeister Meisterburger is probaly the coolest winter bad ass i have never seen. besides this ugly person sitting beside me. she likes to piss and shit. thats grose. icky too. well i am leaving now....................
Courtney Frio Friday, January 07, 2005
 

 
www.Winter Wynn Warlock.BadAss - Gotta Give it up for Keenan Wynn. He's the Man! I am just the Boy!


Keenan G. Tuesday, December 07, 2004
 

 
Winter Warlock is the most bad ass because he likes to ride the train.
Train Rider Friday, November 05, 2004
 

 
yeah, i don't know about the rest of you who didn't vote for this asshole, but if you've seen Mad TV's Bloody Rudolf special like a year or two ago, this guy ate the entire toy making family. Boo - Yah!!!
Reaper Tuesday, November 02, 2004
 

 
Hahahaha. Ass.
Poop Mcgee Saturday, October 23, 2004
 

 

Friday, August 27, 2004
 

 
snow miser owns you all.....owns you in the way only tony randle can....sexually!
Princess Snowflake Friday, May 07, 2004
 

 
I hope Burgermeister's wearing your Brief Safe from Shomer Tec cause he looks like he needs a trip to the shitter, or I should say Crapper...
Wupass Knob Gobbler Sunday, April 18, 2004
 

 
Bumblebeetuna? I go for Bumblebeehalibut myself. Just for the halibut, hee hee. Burgermeister: looks like Fred Flinstone on steroids
Wupass Knob Gobbler Sunday, April 18, 2004
 

 
Heat Miser's my close 2nd, he also looks like Rotten Ronny after his head has a close encounter with flaming Big Macs on the grill... or it could be Bill C. from Arkansas after some lady gets fed up with the cigar, lights it, and hurls it at him? Sheez, I know how to take the "polite" out of politics don't I? WKG from Edmonton, Canada ;)
Wupass Knob Gobbler Sunday, April 18, 2004
 

 
Snow Miser's getting the shaft bigtime! He gets my vote cause he sorta looks like what George Dubya would look if had his head stuck in a freezer...(whilst searching for those Weapons of Mass Dildofication after not finding any under the dinner table). Nah, he looks more like John Kerry'd look after a badass LCD trip/hangover. Snow Miser for President!! ;)
Wupass Knob Gobbler Sunday, April 18, 2004
 

 
BUMBLEBEETUNA!!!
meow? Wednesday, April 14, 2004
 

 


 

 
buble 4 eva!!!!!!!!!!!!
yo mama Monday, February 16, 2004
 

 
wtf
George W. Bush Wednesday, January 28, 2004
 

 

Thursday, December 18, 2003
 

 
Bumble's a putz
J. Wednesday, December 10, 2003
 

 
Now we all know which one that is. think about it, the only one out of the whole bunch who never turned nice ...........Burgermeister MeisterBurger
Jo Barnes Wednesday, November 05, 2003
 

 
come on of course bumbles is the ultimate bad ass he's a yeti theres no more of a bad ass then that.
ballszilla Sunday, October 12, 2003
 

 
*all gay*
Saturday, August 30, 2003
 

 
also, as sed below, 10 + 3 + 9 + 13 + 25 = 60 not 100! duh
me again Sunday, June 22, 2003
 

 
they're all crap
me Sunday, June 22, 2003
 

 
Fuck off yall Bumble is the baddest baddass in the world.. he and pick you up suck your dick and spit it out..hes one horny S.O.B... those other pricks are just analfied douches
Likes It Up The Butt Tuesday, April 22, 2003
 

 

Tuesday, April 08, 2003
 

 
The Heat Miser is by far the one!
Friday, February 28, 2003
 

 
Winter Warlock is much more scary looking than Bumble but my man Bumble is just "too much."
Wednesday, February 26, 2003
 

 
yeah, bumble's the biggest christmas bad-ass. sure he's stupid, but...........yeah. he's big and he's got huge teeth. whatever.
Wednesday, January 29, 2003
 

 
what a bunch of flamers

fucked duck Thursday, January 16, 2003
 

 
They're definitly bad asses...the heatmeiser kicks ass too!!!!!
robbo Monday, December 09, 2002
 

 
The Bumble is my favo. He is so cool. in more ways than one! :)
Magkitten Friday, December 06, 2002
 

 
Bumble that is...
Frankenweenie Wednesday, October 23, 2002
 

 
This bastard is huge and no one can rape him in Lost Toy island prison. Instead he makes everyone his bitch.
Frankenweenie Wednesday, October 23, 2002
 

 


 

 
Heat miser is the only one to stay true to his BAD ASS roots...He only acquised to snow in southtown when his mother ordered him to!
Wednesday, September 25, 2002
 

 

Friday, September 13, 2002
 

 


 

 

 

 
Joshua White is a fucking moron. "Burgermeister Meisterburger" isn't a palindrome... neither is "I-palindrome-I." The TMBG song's name is a joke. "Sit on a potato pan, Otis" is a palindrome, as it runs the same way back to front if the letters are reversed. Racecar is another. Burgermeister Meisterburger has a cool name but it's not a palindrome... I don't know what it's called... but Burgermeister should have won. Stupid Bumble and his shit-eating grin... DAMN YOU.
The Brilliant Dumbass Tuesday, June 25, 2002
 

 

Sunday, June 02, 2002
 

 
Fuck you
Boby Jout Friday, April 26, 2002
 

 


 

 
This site rocks! BUMBLE FOREVER!!!
Marcus Riedelious Tuesday, April 02, 2002
 

 
Burgermeister Meisterburger is a pallindrome, just like I-palindrome-I of They Might Be Giants fame. Therefore, he is a bad ass.
Joshua White Monday, March 25, 2002
 

 
Burgermeister Meisterburger has a cool name
Thursday, February 21, 2002
 

 
you people are crazy, look at bumbles smile, not a bad ass at all
mike - pa Monday, January 21, 2002
 

 
Dude fuck you Bumble is a pussy compared to Mr. Miser
Thursday, January 10, 2002
 

 
hey all of them can suck my dick but i would perfer that a hot as hell chick with big tits and a nice ass to do that or at least let me fuck her in all positions..... FUCK YEA!!!!

wazulukawa Monday, December 24, 2001
 

 
They are messedup you should have bumble with a spear runing it through one of the other bad asses that would be awesome!!!!
wazulukawa Monday, December 24, 2001
 

 
"bum-ble" from the Greek meaning mean assgrape sandwich. See Jared from the subway ads, that fat fucker knows!, it's all about gravitation and bending light, thats why Jared looks thin. Think about it.
Jack Hoffman Friday, December 21, 2001
 

 
I LOVE CHRISTMAS!!!!
Katia Friday, December 21, 2001
 

 
he is the best lover although we had a one night stand in Las Vegas but he is very good! XXX
freaky ass bitch form hell Tuesday, December 18, 2001
 

 

Thursday, December 13, 2001
 

 
What the hell is burgermeister doing? sniffing his hand? did he misread the question and stick it down his ass? And how the hell did he get through gradeschool with a name like that? The Heat miser should have won. he looks like he's going to knife me while i sleep.
Billy badass Thursday, December 13, 2001
 

 
Bumbles Bounce!!!!!!
Mr. Dushbag Thursday, December 13, 2001
 

 
These badasses kick butt
Thursday, December 13, 2001
 

 
Bumble has got to be the baddest Christmas ass. My opinion is slightly biased as I am a distant cousin. but you have to agree. You look at those teeth. Look at that bad hair. Look at te claws. Look at that dumb ass smile.

If it weren't for that stupid dentist elf and yukon jack Rudolph would have been toast. Bumble is the only bad ass with drive, with motive, with attitude. The other pylons are too busy fighting with each other and worrying about who's outfit is more intimidating.
Tuesday, December 11, 2001
 

 
Bumble is the biggest Bad ass cause he can eat you.....out. I should know
lindsey Tuesday, December 11, 2001
 

 
Hey, your math don't work -- 3 + 3 + 0 + 16 +12 doesn't add up to %100 percent. But seriously, the Burgermeister scared me shitless when I was a kid. I was terrified he would show up at my house and take all my toys away. Oh, and the Bumble's a pussy.
A concerned citizen Tuesday, December 11, 2001
 

 
All others are Girly Boys
Tuesday, December 11, 2001
 

 


 

 

 
 
 



 
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