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Isn't this a Bobby Vinton song?

No feces, urine, or hairballs today. Just some puke Pushkin hacked up after chewing on a plant.

And so the cosmic ballet continues.

Ah Crap comes alive in a literal way.
Bronte (the Poo cat) after being good for soooooo long finally unleashed the bomb. I arrive home to cook dinner for my friends, start cleaning up, and to my horror find she's left me a "present" on my bed. However, not just satisfied with leaving me nuggets, I lift the duvet to find a huge urine puddle under the sheets - soaking thoroughly into my mattress.
 
YUM!

lately i've realised that i think i might be a mullet magnet (http://www.mulletsgalore.com). i find this very disturbing because

1. i don't have a mullet aka shlong, canadian passport, 10/90, neckwarmer, kentucky waterfall, hockey hair, etc etc.
2. i don't generally display "mulletude," ie drive a camaro, get in to fights, molest children, go to monster truck and tractor pulls, etc
3. i don't like mullets

mullets are known for their pack behavior, yet for whatever reason they glob on to me. here is a recent example: i went to kind of an artsy film, Judy Berlin, on the weekend which was playing in a rep cinema -- not exactly mullet country. however about 10 mins before showtime a mullet comes in and parks his ass directly in front of me so i had to look over his mulletude for the whole film. incidently, this mullet was more like .5/99.5 in terms of his short to long ratio -- an unusual sighting. of course i moved, but i was also somewhat curious about this apparent artsy mullet. i was shocked when i noticed the mullet start to become anxious and upset about waiting for the film to start (i was sure he had somehow mistaken "judy berlin" for "hollow man"). just when i thought he was going to start a fight or something, he yanked out a copy of the globe and mail and read it. i also noticed that this mullet could not have used his camaro to get to the theater -- he had a bike helmet with him. of course it was an old Vetta "darth vader" style job and he was probably on a Huffy mtn bike. this mullet ruined the movie for me because i couldn't concentrate due to all his mullet contradictions. i wish they would just leave me alone.
 
Guest Posted by Mike

God I feel like crap today.

Crap log now functioning..........