The Current Rotation has been taken down for now to avoid any potential legal troubles. The site was starting to show up on way too many record industry forums mentioning cancon and with the new uploading/downloading legislation I decided to play safe for a while. Which is really kind of a drag because half the fun of posting crazy crap is checking the stats to see if someone is foolish enough to click on it. But I've got plans...

Too much sushi. I might throw up.

My life is so exciting. Like this morning, I washed dishes and got tired of looking at the dirt on the window blinds above the sink. So I ripped them off the window and cleaned them. And you know what else? I cleaned the bathtub because of all the dirt the blinds left behind. If you were to go to Monte Carlo you'd find the rich and famous doing the same thing at dinner parties.

Presentation is everything.

Joseph Campanella and Tieu Leek where are you?

holy shit talk about crash and burn after that sugar high.

You'd think with all the sugar I've stuffed down my throat this morning that the day would go a little quicker. But no. It's dragging and dragging. I want to go i want to go iwant to go i want to go.

Once I go to the dentist this afternoon, I'll be able to eat all the candy I want over the holidays.

At the end of January you say? Hmmmmmmmmm. I'm very tempted...

Hey mister cool white trash contractor dude is it okay if I flush this urinal next to you? Seeing as you're taking calls on your cell phone while simulaneously answering the call of nature, I thought it would add that extra touch of class to the moment.

One gift for you. Three for me. Another night of impulse buying and a new pair of Asics runners.

And when you cram the leading up tight, the font has even has a scrambled crappiness to it.

I think lunch is disagreeing with my digestive tract.

Think i've been fighting a mild bug for about 2 weeks. Super narcoleptic fits hit at 9 accompanied by crazy dreams. Last night's dream was completely devoted to the proper way to tie an ascot but continually ending up with a Double Windsor or granny knot.

Long Distance Energy Healing - $45/30 minutes. Shit, I'll lay around thinking about your cat for $30. That's a 50 cent/minute saving! The healing power I emanate is so strong that the patient won't notice that I might be watching cartoons or riding my bike while energy is being sent. Name of patient not even needed, just send me $30. Act now and I'll do hour sessions for $50!

Feel the need to howl? Have your pick of all the monkeys in the rainbow

1 more week. 1 more week. 1 more week.

The New York Museum of Sex commercial.

Too bad there isn't a DVD version of Zapped, I'd be really interested in the director's commentary and other special features.

Bloody low grade headache off and on all day long. Must be from the lack of Twizzlers in my diet this week.

Look! Golder has no ass. Wonder if Golder has balls.

Don't applaud carollers, it just encourages them damnit.

Is it wrong to hate strolling carollers and christmas choirs in malls?

Note to self - When dealing with anal retentive editors, don't reveal your sloppy work techniques.

Instant Smelly Shit !

fishpockets are good

So if i was some super evil baddie with the intention of taking over the world and I needed some crazy astrosign medallion and a couple cards from some annoying kid with bad hair, I wouldn't bother with all this elaborate card playing shit. I'd just get a gun, put a cap in his ass, and take the damn things.

Cheapo Christmas presents are the bestest. Everyone get ready for more fantastic presents from moi.

I vow never to respond to another one of their cattle calls again.

I'm working on a new theory. It's along the lines of: 20 something males who use large national flags as curtains, wall hangings, or truck cab rear window liners are 90% more likely to join frats and try to emulate parties seen in beer commercials.