So getting home I discovered Pushkin had puked on the toilet. so it's pretty safe to say that he's now puked on every piece of furniture and fixture in the place.

A forgotten lesson on dealing with company servers. If you want to add functionality to a webpage that's being hosted on the main company server never use the company server to parse the actual form. Have the form submit to a file on a server that you control. Chances are, what you want to do won't work on the company server. They'll never give you the access you need to make it work. And you'll be chasing your tail trying to get info from a server admin to make it work. So save yourself the hassles.

Huge Photoshop files of page layouts, you'll never need those again. Yeah why bother hitting Save. Ooooooooopps

The remarkable monday evening...muscles actually moving comfortably on the bike for the first time this year. A spectacularly perfect mix of salt, grease, processed cheese, and food temperature at Wendy's afterwards. Resisting the urge to buy Deisel flip flops at Winners because even at the discount price they're overpriced for flip flops.

Today's dining entertainment was provided by the guy at the next table. Gave us the hockey stats, the news, and knowledge he's going to get his haircut. Later comments that he's trying to keep his hourglass figure followed by "I'm out on a weekend pass" and "Gotta get back in 5 hours" raised other questions. Like is the excitement of talking to new faces why he was entertaining us and is he somebody's girlfriend in the big house so he's watching his weight to keep his man happy?

The Federal Vampire and Zombie Agency a.k.a., The Vanguard Dr. Hugo Pecos, Director Emeritus Albuquerque, New Mexico

Zombie speed and agility is inversely proportional to time of infection. When a person first awakens as a zombie, their decomposition is in its early stages and the musculature is largely intact. Such a zombie is capable of running at a reasonable clip.

Two Krispy Kreme donuts and a Dr Pepper Slurpee for lunch. Who says I don't eat healthy. Maybe this is why my ribs are starting to disappear again.

...and highly poseable once out of the package. There's the arms up position and the arms down position

Spider Man AKA City Nimrod

Push hair behind ears. Expose wrists. Fondle objects.

I'm blaming all my motorskill problems today on wearing grown up clothing.

Today's experiment in sauve repartee: the effects of spilling coffee on office phones and brushed suede shoes. Notice upside down draining action on phone.

Honest Lad and Lass 1947. It's kind of like the Mr. Universe contest minus all the oil and fake tans.

The thing about family gatherings is it let's you witness the crazy gene that's lurking in your system somewhere full-on. You can also scout potential organ donors should the need ever arise for a new kidney or something.

I've got mixed feelings about a live action Thunderbirds movie. At least Lady Penelope's car looks pretty cool.

But you know what it needs...A flaming fez wearing skull on the hood.

Good thing I have no life. Don't think I'll get everything done this month if I did.

Things you don't want to hear outside your apartment building at 7am while leaving for work:

"Hey I'm going to be a few minutes late, waiting for my ride to get here....I was in jail."
Dude waiting outside building talking on cellphone

Check out the forecast on channel 10. Weather today: overcast with rain; high of 3276° C. Cooling off to a less incinerating 6° for tomorrow.

Yeah how about turning one of these Shriner cars into a lowrider. With a flaming fez wearing skull on the hood.

Same as it ever was. Same as it ever was. Same. As. It. Ever. Was.

Drove past the local Freemason hall this afternoon on the way to Recordland. The Shriner Shocktroops were out in full force running some kind of drills. Must be preparing for the next invasion. Or getting ready to sacrifice virgins. You can fit a lot bodies into the trunks of those little cars.

Had this wierd dream last night sort of like 28 Days Later. Minus zombies plus cows. Damn those cows, needed milk for my morning cereal and I couldn't round them up.

Bike shoes. Obsessing about them. Right size. Wrong colour. Great price. Should I buy. Will I be disappointed looking at them every ride. Will they distract me too much 4 hours into a ride. Will dark blue attract more heat.

So for lunch I had a coffee, something I think was banana bread, and some jujubes. So i thought maybe I should have something healthier for supper. So I stopped at Wendy's on the way home from the office and even put extra salt on my fries. Didn't biggie size though.

And then find a even bigger mound of nuggets when you get home.

The best way to start a day is to spend 45 minutes of pushing a constipated cat into the litter box in the hopes that something might come out.