Hi! We're good christians. Our god is a vengeful god that won't lets us drink but will let us screw over other people in the name of winning all that cash. This version of the Amazing Race is looking pretty entertaining - they picked the teams that look like they'll fight with each other the most.

Plumber's butt! Man the stereotypes keep coming with this crew. Maybe it's all the sugar i had at lunch that makes this so amusing.

Fools. Trusting me with a new phone. How many minutes will this last before I spill something on it. I've already claimed last spill at the old office and first spill in the new one.

Well this Tour unfolded pretty much exactly how i expected. Perhaps the most depressing and uninteresting Tour I've ever seen. The only joy I got today was seeing a US network sports panel finally admit that they believe Armstrong's not a clean athlete and without the cancer angle he's about as lovable as Barry Bonds. The jerk store called - Lance is their best seller.

Hey son of Fat Tony, don't go into cardiac arrest marking the arm sleeve. And does the mob get all their suits here?

Yah. Lance Armstrong is the greatest cyclist ever the way Sheryl Crow is the world's greatest singer songwriter.

How to tell if there are still construction workers in your office somewhere. Toolbox with a Sunshine girl taped to inside.

You mean all these years Gordie Onenote wasn't singing Every Highway? He should really consider rewriting his stuff because all the misheard lyrics are definite improvements.

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So i'm riding through some residential areas and noticing all the kids with lemonaid stands. And I'm thinking about how in the fascist society portrayed in Star Trek New Generation they're always claiming to have no need for money anymore. Obviously somewhere in the future these little entrepeneurs have been muscled out of business by the oppressive feel-goodness of Star Fleet military.

Dear Lance
Even the Hulkster was man enough to admit to the little Hulkamaniacs that he was on the juice. Why don't you do the same?

So many moustaches. Which one to choose. I was thinking something in the amish variety.

And the only cure is more cowbell.

Holy shit it's thursday already.

I'd like to combine Eurobad '74 with The Gobbler to create the ultimate living environment/dinner theatre experience. Also see Helmut Ajango - prairie-style architect.

It broked

Nothing like rock size hail and lightening to inspire a 20km sprint for home. Probably the best interval work out I've had all year. Nice hail welt marks on my shoulders and arms too.

Take me boating because I need to dispose of the body
God those maudlin "Take me boating" ads running on OLN for discoverboating.ca are really starting to piss me off. I'd prefer a message that's more heart felt. Perhaps something with a Tommy Lee slant. Like: "Take me boating so I can make home videos". Or even more direct: "Take me boating and I'll honk the horn with my pecker".

Get your wah pedal going at the Match Game Music Page

I'm still looking for chickens and lots of them. All pagan gods need to be appeased.

Hope i get to keep this in my office. I'll use it to nap in between assignments. Maybe hide from clients underneath it. Or even build a fort with it and blow spit balls at passer-bys

Yet another person nearly passing out in a staff meeting. Wonder if the board room is built on top of an ancient indian burial ground.

Does anybody have a chicken they can spare? I need a sacrifice to Baal to keep Armstrong from winnning a 6th Tour.