The coffee break gives you time to name drop all the heptet, sextet, quintet, quartet, trio, duo variations associated with the drummer not to mention years and labels and how many pairs of socks they might have borrowed.

It's the The Coctails action figure set from Press Pop. And pick up a Bob Moog doll while you're at it.

Nothing like looking for information on politically incorrect named restaurants from the past as a means to avoid starting work. Sambo's is forever linked to the words North Division and Spokane to me. There's something about the interior design and the smells of old restaurant chains.

More reliable than Ebert, it's The Face Knife Summer Movie Comparison Chart 2005 (ongoing)

	So anyway, back to Leif Garrett...I think he's great to his fans and his drug dealer.
	Actually I'm pretty sure I won't like your hugs. Thanks for asking.
	Peter Barton can't wait to love me? Well now I'm very flattered but I'd have to switch teams. How much money does he have?
for these and many other fascinating stories check out 70s Teen Magazines

Thanks Canada Post. Losing my GST return is exactly what I had planned when I filed early. Or is this a dual plot between you and Revenue Canada to conveniently lose paper work so they can assess late fines and then daily interest on top of that.

The idea of making a hollywoodization of Dogtown and the Z-boys seems a little bothersome. Why ruin a good thing with the likes of Heath Ledger? And really can they top Skateboard with Leif Garrett as the ultimate movie on the birth of extreme?

This video seems like a low budget Jet Li movie done Muppet style crossed with anime.

R. Kelly might be interested in some of the uncensored puppet sex in Team America.

Oh you want a 41 MB powerpoint loaded on your site? Sure I'll do it for you but you realise nobody's going to bother to download it.

Never trust an engineer to get swedish CDs for you.

It's driving my nuts. Funny how changing the case of one word gives a common phrase a totally different meaning.

• This chair is driving my nuts
• All that coffee is driving my nuts
• My lack of self-discipline is driving my nuts

Impress friends and coworkers. Use this variation today.

I'm trying to set a personal best on how many websites I can design, websites i can build, how many technical illustrations i can do, how many photos I can correct, and how many meetings i can attend in the span of 2 weeks. I'm also try to see how burned out I can get before collapse becomes imminent.

There's a huge bruise on my wrist. Wonder if i fractured it.

There must be some specific energy meridiens running through the earth that make me want to pee everytime i cross them. Because there's always certain spots on bike routes that I always feel like I've got to go.

Not only do i replace my old mtn bike shoes with silver Sidis at half price but the cat gets a new box to play in.

And then there's the whole work avoidance when one really shouldn't be avoiding it. But I needed to know what the deal with the rooster emblem and France was. Which of course leads to finding Le Coq Sportif baby shoes that maybe i could buy for the niece when she's big enough. I figure she should be introduced to multiple cool shoe ownership at a young age.

hair in my contact! ouch ouch ouch

just got to make it to friday. and then I can work all weekend too!

Today is a day where I shall say fuck. And I shall say it frequently and with vigour.

News that's in my mailbox which is possibly the most important musical news in the last quarter century:Coming soon - CD re-release of Small Yellow House recording "LFS Sessions" from 1994
A must have for any true music fan or library worker from the past, present, and future

Mysore Palace. Not to be confused with MyOpenWound Palace or MyFesteringBoil Palace...Oh right probably named after this place. But that takes the fun out of it.

Your real marble isn't real enough. I'm looking for something more lifelike - something more of the dingy yellow variety with plastic gold sprinkles in it.

Everytime I walk into the bathroom I want to run a chainsaw over this bloodly countertop. If there are any directors out there doing a remake of MacMillan and Wife I'll gladly donate this and the pink toilet to the set design.

If you pull the shower knob it transforms into a robot in disguise.

What happens when you accidently wipe the music from your iPod, move, go about loading up the iPod one more time, and unpack stuff you forgot you had? You find things again that are so hypnotically bad that it's good. Like how could anyone have been so insane to write lyrics like this? Or how much Zoloft would it take to get into that state of mind? I fear to listen yet i can not turn away.

I love my cordless drill. I think I'm going to marry it.

What's that magic rubber mallet?
oh I love you too. Soon you will bring your true force against that evil bathroom counter top. Yes, wielding you is like having Mjolnir in my hand.

Using the super powers developed from fighting the spankies of the QA section, the CDs have been unpacked and sorted.
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE