It's little p day in sweden. it's an unofficial holiday

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Can you resist the power of a Goodies or Slade desktop? What continent are Noddy's side burns shaped like today? The correct answer is India.

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FEMA kickin' it ol school style AAAAAYYY BOOOIIIZZZZZZ
Okay I'm a little behind because I've been kinda busy working but did you know about the FEMA for Kids Rap buried in their FEMA for Kids section? Check out mp3 if you don't have Real installed. Man their kid section is as lame as the agency itself. Possibly one of the sadest uses of Scream City clipart. Hope they played it through the sound system at the New Orleans SuperDome and Convention Center - you know, to keep up the spirits of those roaming gangs so they could bust some moves in between all the raping and shootings.

Found where else but Music For Maniacs

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Rockstar Doppleganger Part III
Perry Farrell

Pros - Infuential - Definitely has style...or something - Releasing Ritual de lo Habitual at a time when Phil Collins ruled the airwaves - You got to think that would be a pretty crazy life

Cons - That would be a pretty crazy life - All the drugs might be a wee too much - Brief Hammerpants incident - Constant exposure to a shirtless Dave Navarro

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You know, there's getting a bad song stuck in you head all day...then there's getting Right Before Your Eyes ("Rudolph Valentino") by America stuck in your head. Which almost verifies that the world we live in might actually be hell.

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Rockstar Doppleganger Part II
Gram Parson

Pros - Large inheritance to live on - Emmylou Harris - Rockstar hedonism/religious calling duality cool factor - Influential in highest rock circles of the time yet still on fringes - Looked good in crazy clothes

Cons - Dies a little too young - Can be directly blamed for shit bands like the Eagles

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Rockstar Doppleganger Part I
I'm starting a new game of if I had the chance to be an existing rockstar - dead or alive - what would be the pluses and minuses. Today's choice is Stewart Copeland.

Pros - Rejection of pop starness for composing scores is cool - CIA family background neato - Seems like a decent drummer - Get to beat the shit out of Sting - Did I mention beating the shit out of Sting?

Cons - Overall cool factor not very high - Have to work with Sting

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Trying to cut back on coffee in the morning. But I crave it. Crave it I say. And then withdrawl hits. Lattes don't count as coffee right? Mochaccinos count as hot chocolate too.

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Guess you don't end up in China

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It's sunday and I'm looking for ways to atone for my weekly sins. So I've gone to the Jesus of the Week to find the appropriate Hayzeus to pray to. The surfing Jesus is looking like a good choice. Looks like he goes for the classic real wood board - maybe it's made from laminated pieces of the cross.

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An interesting article on the huge conflict of interest with anti-doping efforts in American cycling which pretty much explains why any efforts to bust Armstrong have always been from Europe. US drug testing on Lance - essentially nonexistent because they have a total vested interest in marketing him. If Lance goes down, they essentially go down. If you're involved in US Cycling you're probably signing your death sentence by saying anything bad about him.

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After years of having the Yaccs comment system bog down my site, I've decided to try the blogger comments again.

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Anyone who has ever worked in a library in any capacity will understand this blog immediately.

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Bum Wines

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Buy Toe nail clippings on Ebay.

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What's the deal with underarm deodorants? Can't I just have unscented? What exactly do fragrances like Cool Rush, Icy Surge, Voodoo, Phoenix, Tsunami smell like? They really don't sound like things I want to smell like. What about Kilo, Surf, or Active Sport? They sort of sound like things you'd smell like after a sweaty work out which again is the opposite what I'd probably want. Why don't you just name these things like Dirty Gym Sock or Used Jock Strap because that what those other names make me think of.

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New pictures for the livingroom wall

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Mmmmm the fresh scent of a bouquet of manure compost flowers.

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Lou Gramm call Jenny Craig. It's Urgent. Emergency
Gosh.

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