THE GREATEST PORKERS IN POP CULTURE HISTORY
Link Hogthrob was robbed but the inclusion of Ned Beatty is pure genius.

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Hey isn't this Billy Bob astronaut movie just Salvage 1 minus Andy Griffiths and a cement truck rocket?

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So far tonight the only good thing about the Academy Awards is there's no sign of Whoopie Goldberg or Robin Williams. Other than that possibly one of the dullest events ever. Still waiting for the annual bring out the dead film roll to see who's the most popular dead person from the applause.

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It must be time for the Juno's. It is the time of year that all the Frozen Ghost fans come out of their parent's basements and send me hate mail. This one from a Tim Anderson.

"I had the unfortunate experience of stumbling upon the steaming pile you call your website. Pure 100% grade "A" horse shit. Too bad you won't even get anything close to a whiff of the success of those artists hammered on your site.
It is like so obvious that you hope that one day Google will buy your pathetic site.... and btw, good luck with that.... talk about crap.
 
You ASSHOLE."

Thanks! I love you too. And thanks for that hot tip about selling this site to google - I didn't realize that they were in the market for personal sites that run on technology from the year 2000. How much do you think I should ask for?

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The dental surgeon said my teeth were in really good health. Must have been that big bowl of Captain Crunch I ate this morning. He still wants to use the gouger on my back molar though.

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Yesterday I was thinking of buying a new toaster and then today I see the Totenkopf Toaster SKULL-Toast. It must be a sign.

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Whenever hockey talks of expansion or moving teams, I immediately think of these three amazing teams. If anything the league should cut the number of teams in the league. And while they're at it they could introduce a logo police to prevent anything like these from reappearing. The Barons looks kind of like a 70s steak house sign and that Seals one is i don't know what.

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Something heartwarming on a Sunday is watching a family fresh from the church service meltdown in a Futureshop parking lot. Father in his Sunday best polyester suit stomping around the car berating the wife and son like a good christian should. Even better, the two daughters with a smirk for anyone looking that says our dad is a big ol doodoohead. Better yet having a God is my co-pilot front license plate. And don't forget to wrap up this special christain family moment by indulging in consumerism on your Lord's sabbath.

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Chapter 2 Verse 10 in the book of Ronald: And the Lord said "Blessed in girth is he who eateth of my supersized Big Mac"

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