Craptastic Fine China
Award winning porcelain figurines that would make any Franklin Mint collector jealous. From left to right:

• Buddha (no doubt a rare Ming Dynasty treasure).
• The Rooster of Luck and Happiness (or as I prefer Le Coq du Bonheur) and doesn't he look lucky and happy? There must be a genie trapped inside his stomach.
• And finally two clowns caught in some sort of perverse sexual act (no doubt there's a porn site in the making from this statuette).