In case your plans get thwarted...
I picked this book up as a discard from the University of Calgary Press when I did some contract work for them in 98. Makes for an entertaining read on those cold and lonely nights as well as an eye-popping shelf item. The amazing typographic technique on the cover signals the quality work inside. With it you'll find a handy reference for the "Formulation of the Plan of Evil" as well as the "Implementation of the Plan of Evil" not to mention Phases One, Two, and Three. No chapters on masturbation though.