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Screensavers

		Spotlight Dance screensaver Let your computer get it's bad self on while it's not in use. 265 KB Mac Download 300 KB PC Download
		Who's yer daddy screensaver Is it Abe or isn't it? Put a big floating head on your desktop. 1.9 MB Mac Download 1.4 MB PC Download
		CrapLoopy screensaver More Crappy floaters for your desktop. 433 KB Mac Download 344 KB PC Download
		FooFoo's Cat Astrology Screensaver Because if it's not Foo it's not true 2.1 MB Mac download 2.1 MB PC download

Desktop Patterns

		A Bowel Clenching Desktop I know the urge that brings people to this site so now you decorate your desktop accordingly. This new desktop comes in 2 handy sizes: 640x480 and 1024x768. To download, just click the link to open the image in a new window and save the image to your desktop.
		Blue Ramona Desktop Pattern All new! Based on the Blue Ramona mactac pattern. As featured in the Special Items section. The 70 KB download includes 2 files - one is the full blown Ramona, the other is a muted version easier on the eyes. 70 KB Mac Download 70 KB PC Download
		The Craptastic Desktop Pattern Amaze your family, annoy small animals, set your desktop to the Craptastic tiled background. 4 KB download
		Sunny Jim Desktop Make your computer Craptastic with our very own Sunny Jim. At the moment only the wacky 832 x 684 size is available. 70 KB Mac download 70 KB PC download

Icons

CrapSkull 4 Icon Set OSX and Windows icons
		Worker and Parasite Icons for both Mac and Windows of Eastern Europe's favorite cat and mouse team. OSX and XP
		Heatmiser He's Mister 101. He's now ready for your desktop in looking left and right poses. He's too much. Mac Universal PC
		Bernard Hinault My favorite cyclist of all time. And someone who would have kicked Lance Armstrong's ass up and down the road had they been racing during the same time frame. He also raced a full year and could read a race without an earpiece wired to the Directeur Sportif unlike Lance. Mac Universal PC
		James Last I had nothing to do one day except make a James Last tape for my mom. Sp to top it off I decided to make an icon out of his strangly intriguing yet creepy face. Check out his site it's actually pretty cool even if the music isn't. Mac Universal PC
		Mr. PG The very first Craptastic icon done for OS-X. And what better icon to create than one of Mr. PG. Mac OS-X Mac Universal Win XP
		Misc Character Icons Some icons I had kicking around. Open the window to pick and choose the icon you want. Mac and PC versions available. Preview and download individual icons
		Retro People Icon Set Icon set I did for that other company. Icons are available for both Mac OS 9 and earlier (no big ass OS X icons yet) and PC. 110 KB Mac Download 60 KB PC Download See preview of icons
		Craptastic Bathroom Icon Set Change your desktop icons to a beautiful bathroom object with this icon set. Icons are available for both Mac and PC. 70 KB Mac Download 30 KB PC Download See preview of icons

		Cartoon Network Space Ghost's Musical Bar-B-Que: Featuring 25 Hickory-Smoked Harmonies Full of assorted musical treats like Brak's moving songs "Don't Touch Me" and "Water". Buy from Amazon
		Palace Viva Last Blues You need this album and don't say you don't. Will Oldham probably could use your money too. Buy from Amazon
		Jon Spenser Blues Explosion Orange Next to Princess Superstar, one of the best albums for driving. Jon Spenser screams real loud too. Buy from Amazon
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		Crime Wave John Paizs director Got $25 Canadian laying around and want to own possibly the best Canadian movie ever made? Pop over to the Crime Wave site and order a copy from Frank Norman you won't regret it.
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		Antoine De Saint-Exupery The Little Prince One of my all time favorite books. Read it in English or French. Just don't watch the video - it's one of the most appalling Hollywood bastardizations to ever appear. Buy from Amazon
		Michael Barclay, Jason Schneider, Ian Andrew Jack Have Not Been the Same : The Canrock Renaissance 1985-1995 In case you thought the only thing going on was Bryan Adams and Glass Tiger this is a really good look at the Canadian music scene from the 80s to the 90s. Covers what was happening underground and alternatively to the dreck of Cancon. Buy from Amazon
		Bill Drummond, Jimmy Cauty Manual : How to Have a Number 1 the Easy Way So you want to be a rock star. Written by the guys behind the KLF, this honest step by step manual of the music industry shows you how to have a number 1 record on the UK charts. Buy from Amazon
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